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solarflare episode 1 the bend power in

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the Year 2165 the Australian space

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service launched the solar flare the

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first in a new line of interstellar

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vehicles equipped with incredible

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hydrogen extraction relative paradox

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distortion energy retro power or up dirt

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for short although these days it's

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fashionable and much quicker just a call

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of the dirt drive the solar flare and

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her crew are on a mission to chart the

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galaxy yes it might take them a while

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but for them they the endless emptiness

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of nothingness that is empty space with

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nothing in it except for stars planets

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moons asteroids comets gas filled space

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junk black holes white bumps brown

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dwarfs more asteroids final frontiers

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even more comments Dark Matter nebulas

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the command bridge seated on his

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commanding our seat Captain Saunders

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gazes out into the great unknown steady

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as she goes commander Soyka I captain

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watch out for those mini black holes I

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haven't seen any yet I mean black

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against black not really easy to see is

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it and mini how small as many are we

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talking tiny mini or really big many

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many as in larger than a planet but not

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as large as a star okay so are we

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talking about a small planet and a large

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star or do you mean a large planet and a

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little star like a brown dwarf or how

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about its emergency hotline from Star

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Command instantly stopping can you get

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that please aye captain hello oh hello

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my darling how are you sure I can do

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that I don't like a commander every time

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Star Command contact us that always

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means a new and dangerous mission you

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mean a plot you well luckiest oh I'll

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tell him captain it's Admiral Roy from

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Earth and he's calling us collect

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collect enson out here why don't we just

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use the interstellar net and connect

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through hyper subspace it's not working

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captain I even turned the modem on and

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off at the wall and everything ah

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captain I might know something about

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that yes commander yeah I mean to tell

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you we saw to win over our 15 Giga

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wiggity ribeiro flop Bob download limit

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you see there's a new movie out called

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storm force with George Rab directed by

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Derek Colin dunno and in mega HD 3d with

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true seen smells and touchy-feely direct

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mind stimulation and a crew member who

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will go unnamed sort of will downloaded

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it twice so we're on dial-up speed for

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the next month I see was the movie any

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good no it's seen it before right but

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the Admiral on speaker Captain Saunders

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here Saunders Admiral Roy from Star

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Command it looks like we have a

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situation I see what is it Admiral

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intelligence from our undercover agents

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Wow who woulda thought aday I mean

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normally those guys are really stupid

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yes yes they are so what did the

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undercover agents uncover cars the

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undercover agents uncovered covers yes

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Saunders their undercover agents what

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did you expect them to uncover yes can

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you tell me anything more about these

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covers the covers were just a cover to

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cover the recovered secret plans

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covering the uncovering of a new and

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powerful power supply that could change

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the balance of power in the universe and

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beyond what could you repeat that not in

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a million years Saunders this is serious

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those secret plans have disappeared from

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under lock and key and we need them back

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I want you to set a course find the

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plans and bring them back to earth but

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be warned we suspect whoever the

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mastermind is behind this will stop at

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nothing yes sir where are you sending us

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what's the hitting dammit Saunders

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you're the captain set your own heading

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you can be replaced you know here's a

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report back to me when you've got those

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plans don't fail Saunders Admiral Roy

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out captain I think we should set a

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heading for the pleasure planet of oh

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yeah mmm three you know the one with the

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crystal swimming pools and aliens with

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six hands that can massage six parts of

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your body at once hmm do you think the

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secret plans are there I have no idea

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but it's a fun place to start looking

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mr. psycho what's this strange object on

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the long-range scanner scope hmm wow I

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haven't seen anything like that before

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could it be another ship maybe Captain

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Steve novella has made it to this sector

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I hear he has a guide to the universe

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another ship oh no I thought you made

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the long-range scanner scope no never

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seen that before what does it do didn't

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you get any training mr. Soyka yes

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captain I attended the Australian space

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service night school for 10 years I see

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what did you study sleep mr. Sokha you

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would have to be the most uninformed

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person on this ship really i didn't know

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that right you know mmm instant forced

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up and over there says she's part

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psychic maybe she can help us part

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psychic yeah Vincent fish Dobbin aye

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captain

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nansen your file says you are part

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psychic also part cyborg and part time

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hmm can you tell me what I'm thinking

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now well oh oh yes I'm very good hmm we

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need to see if you can use your psychic

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abilities what can you sense about the

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strange object on the long-range scanner

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scope I'm getting I'm getting an image

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it's not clear wait I'm getting it now

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it's round it could be something

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starting with a tea or maybe could be an

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S or a dar sound does that mean anything

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to you um no no but go on okay yes who

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is robert or robbie something to do with

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a mountain or maybe a valley wait who

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with water well hey my brother's

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goldfish is called Reggie and he lives

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in water I mean this is too close to be

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a coincidence yes hmm thank you answer

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first up and we'll get back to you on

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that I lost the ship's computer computer

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you're listening to the ship's computer

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computer what can you tell me about the

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blip on the long-range scanner scope

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today we're going to take a closer look

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at the strange blip currently on the

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long-range scanner scope and examine the

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bizarre phenomenon known as W class

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planets computer what is a w class

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planet I only got as far as p class in

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my studies you know p for planet class

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planet the W stands for Wu class a class

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of planet were the laws of science logic

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and common sense as we know them have

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broken down into a sort of rainbow of

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nice colors wishful thinking with bunny

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rabbits unicorns and magical vibrations

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strange energy fields made from strange

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energy unknown to science float around

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the planet with those who encounter them

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reporting they feel balanced and healed

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ah sounds lovely the object of a

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seem to be a w class pride however it

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on the GPS we are still too far far far

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away to tell if there's any geologic

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activity that must be where the secret

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plans are really yeah sure why not

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computer how long will it take us to

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reach this planet back to pills entirely

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on how fast you want to go really really

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fast really really fast equates to dirt

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5 at that speed it would take us two

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days 10 hours 37 minutes right hello

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engineering Chad here captain ah chief

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Chen a penny for your thoughts we need

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to get the ship to reach derp 5 now can

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we do it but captain were already going

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at derp 7 we are

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right commander Soyka emergency stop all

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engines full reverse but captain an

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emergency stop at derb seven could tear

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the ship apart that is an order

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commander aye sir All Hands and all feet

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brace for an emergency stop hang on to

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all stop captain right chief Chen I need

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dirt five now can we do it captain that

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emergency stop burnt out the antimatter

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exchange the relay couplings the

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microwave soup reheater and my hair

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dryer chief we need dirt five hair dryer

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or not hi captain chat out mr. Soyka we

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should arrive at this planet in two days

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if the derb engines come back online I

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want you to put together a really far

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away team and will scream down once

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we're in orbit scream down yes well the

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teleporter isn't working and we have to

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jump and it's a really long way down

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sick bay to branch yes dr. AG report

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captain a critical situation we are

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running low on noms no one on what noms

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captain noms nutritional organic micro

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supplements huh food you know no not

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let's see well I think you're in luck

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we're heading for a planet that may have

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what you need we are what can you tell

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me about it not very much I'm afraid w

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class might have a landmass maybe some

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breathable atmosphere or it might be a

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gas planet with a poison atmosphere and

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no land mass that's it that's all you

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know and you make some bold statement

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that it might have a supply of noms yeah

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in mind what was that dr. Reggie nothing

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sickbay out mr. Soyka join me in

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engineering and we'll see if we can give

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a chief chan a hand and bring your hair

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the derp engines were finally repaired

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using the parts from three hair dryers

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and some extra strong genetically

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modified string known as super string

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well in theory anyway once in orbit scan

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planet was about the same size as earth

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with a breathable atmosphere liquid

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water oceans a blue sky and no dangerous

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radiation now come on really in the

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vastness of space what are the odds of

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that mean time the really part of a team

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has gathered in the cargo hold and is

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preparing to jump right now remember

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everybody roll when you hit the ground

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about jumping to the planets we might

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have a problem captain what what is it n

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santhush Dutton scared of heights no

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scared of no parachutes no parachutes we

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have a derb drive supersonic hairdryers

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more TV channels and there are stars in

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the known universe but no parachutes or

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not captain I think it might be better

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to use our shuttles to get to the planet

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you know Oh H&S and all that and we have

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a shuttle pilot who is very keen part of

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maine our third class I used to be

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second may not reporting captain

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misdemeanor good to see you again now

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this planet we need wit but

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what on earth are you wearing those

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trousers are not standard issue no sir

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but they should be I designed them

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myself I call them solar flares hey wait

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wait haven't finished if you think my

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solar flares are good wait do you see my

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Van Allen belt yeah fine now can you get

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us down to the planet and how many

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pieces were you thinking kept as few as

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possible well I can try okay everybody

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follow me into the shuttle bay watch

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your heads and bring some sick bags Oh

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today's in-flight movie is storm force

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with George rub no one knows I

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attention crew guests and any huge

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hikers the next shuttle will be leaving

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from shuttle bay 86 in five minutes

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stopping at the w class plant shuttle

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insurance is recommended right everyone

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buckle up back there yes dad right all I

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have to do is enter the starting code

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into the computer within the next 60

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seconds or the automatic safety system

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kicks in and we're going nowhere I take

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it you know the code know the code know

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the code captain this code is vital to

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my job I haven't seen into my brain and

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written across my heart there's no way I

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could ever forget it that's good to know

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what is the code anyway um ask there's a

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G in there g gu trying to steal the

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shuttle oh darling please respond within

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10 seconds or the shuttle will be

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disabled hello computer i think it has a

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G in it yes oh yeah t 0

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why oops backspace okay t um I think

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there was an ass okay okay backspace ah

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there it is yes it's not my fault this

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keyboard has a spooky action thanks

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computer I owe you one now to start the

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engine come on baby come on come on Suze

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is a carburetor and this is something

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gone baby hey that's not what he said

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hey Matt Matt yeah

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hey commander Yes Doctor I've never been

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in a shuttle with a mirror ball and

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carpet on ceiling before yes they match

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the fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview

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scope and the plastic dancing hula girl

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cheers everyone ah the only way to fly

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hey how about some mood music computer

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under the universe I'll look comes cross

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your face you try to battle distances of

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all the stuff in space but you can't

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wrap the makin of your mind around the

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beacon of all the terms required to

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describe how big is big so let me get

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specific

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and use word scientific

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go without your thesaurus for this

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stop this farce

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you there by Carla today and some

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see former to sponsor

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it's more

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is four stars

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I sense all the explosions going off

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inside your brain is your mind is blown

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by what I just did explain sorry if my

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words my drive you all insane but that's

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what happens when precision is your

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middle name so in that exacting vector

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using details quite Samantha

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we stopped the spa

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hang in there by carnal way super

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he concise way

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then I have offered up some ecosystems

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and having caused your ticker too much

331
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ventricle resistance she have got to

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listen and trust my insistence I am very

333
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stop the spa

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just false are three stars and star

335
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some Mouse poo showers toughest part

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pretty far

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entering atmosphere now and coming some

338
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purple haze or rough hide might get

339
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bumpy do I pay back there tighten up

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those belts rumba quick quack front and

341
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back especially front you seen the way I

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a shuttle computer needs a sick bag

343
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scanning for landing site

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there I see it clearing in that swamp

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set it down there mr. Manor in a swamp

346
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oh well it worked for Luke Skywalker

347
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saunders and main hard first served

348
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together 12 years earlier on the British

349
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space battle cruiser slack under the

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command of captain Michael Marshall in

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those days Saunders was an up-and-coming

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officer than Maynard was a trainee cook

353
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but then came the bad times the attack

354
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on the settlement of new Sydney

355
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throughout the long battle Saunders kept

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his nerve while Maynard saved his bacon

357
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and eggs and chocolate pudding when all

358
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was lost Saunders and manor heart with a

359
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first to the escape pod imagine that it

360
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was then that may not discovered that he

361
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you

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are we all that we all that okay mr.

363
00:22:52,999 --> 00:22:50,340
Maynard that is the first time I've seen

364
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somebody reverse Parker shuttle nice

365
00:22:59,419 --> 00:22:56,789
work Thank You captain captain I'm

366
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picking up a strange energy signature it

367
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is not showing up on my field sensor is

368
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it north wait a minute mr. Soyka wait

369
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:08,099
you have no idea what a long-range

370
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:10,529
scanner scope is but this field sensor

371
00:23:15,079 --> 00:23:13,169
is no problem for you yeah I got this

372
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:15,089
for my service provider and it came with

373
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this great app that not only scans but

374
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also has a free Wi-Fi cooler and this

375
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button lets you order a pizza and in

376
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this button lets all right all right now

377
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what were you saying about this strange

378
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energy it's not here see nothing is

379
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showing up on a sensor at all so you're

380
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telling us that there's a strange energy

381
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that you cannot detect yep so how do you

382
00:23:45,950 --> 00:23:43,169
know it's there I can I can just sort of

383
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feel it just because this sensor with

384
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its so-called technology cannot detect

385
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it doesn't mean it's not there science

386
00:23:55,909 --> 00:23:53,429
doesn't know everything you know I mean

387
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how can you measure love you can't oh

388
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I've never thought so balanced shark was

389
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a real you know mr. Soyka I think you

390
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might be succumbing to the effects of

391
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being on this whoo class planet don't

392
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lose your grip on reality everybody

393
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remember think rationally and keep your

394
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wits about you whips yeah I always keep

395
00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:19,409
mine handy wits mr. Maynard weeks put

396
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that away sorry

397
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captain I'm getting another unknown

398
00:24:31,730 --> 00:24:26,820
energy reading we may experience time

399
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:31,740
distortion it's very localized Wow hey I

400
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:34,170
can feel it wow it's either absorbance

401
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:37,050
torsional last night's dinner Nina I

402
00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:38,490
don't think you have ever sounded better

403
00:24:43,430 --> 00:24:40,800
hair for lice gesture has nuclear

404
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:43,440
business how he hits the wall through

405
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its new captain else because he's no

406
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:47,220
bleep you know my I couldn't have put it

407
00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:49,770
any better myself commander captain we

408
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:51,540
need to take action fast these time

409
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:53,610
distortions could drive us insane I have

410
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:55,170
brought some whoo's vaccination shots so

411
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now line up everybody and I'll inoculate

412
00:25:08,330 --> 00:25:06,510
you now that's better thank you dr.

413
00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:08,340
ricci now make sure you vaccinate

414
00:25:24,530 --> 00:25:20,340
everybody oh look look up in the sky

415
00:25:26,780 --> 00:25:24,540
what the hell are those oh no flying

416
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:26,790
monkeys from the Bangalow dimension they

417
00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:28,470
come screaming out of nowhere as soon as

418
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:31,230
anyone mentions vaccinations kuthaa

419
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:37,050
lasers on anything but stun you i miss

420
00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:39,210
captain as soon as they hit they come

421
00:25:43,850 --> 00:25:41,790
right back it's almost as if you're too

422
00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:43,860
stupid to even know they've been shot

423
00:25:47,390 --> 00:25:45,780
down in flames you have to run for it

424
00:25:57,010 --> 00:25:47,400
head for that menacing-looking cave

425
00:26:03,290 --> 00:26:00,140
flying monkeys were once a plague in

426
00:26:05,810 --> 00:26:03,300
almost every civilized society in this

427
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:05,820
part of the galaxy they are fiercely

428
00:26:11,210 --> 00:26:08,430
opposed to science and reason and rely

429
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:11,220
heavily on fear and superstition in

430
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:13,850
order to survive and recruit new members

431
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:17,010
in all the universe they are the only

432
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:20,340
species ever known to actually shoot

433
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:22,530
themselves in the foot while their foot

434
00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:24,960
was in their mouth after being laughed

435
00:26:31,070 --> 00:26:27,600
off planet after planet they finally

436
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:31,080
found their true home and now infest woo

437
00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:34,890
class planets but our fearless crew who

438
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:37,860
are all really quite scared aren't about

439
00:26:43,070 --> 00:26:39,900
to underestimate the danger to their

440
00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:43,080
sanity and run deep into the cave to

441
00:26:59,910 --> 00:26:57,210
right that's far enough I think I think

442
00:27:02,370 --> 00:26:59,920
we're safe for the moment mr. Maynard

443
00:27:04,740 --> 00:27:02,380
break out the emergency lights from your

444
00:27:16,830 --> 00:27:04,750
kid would you radio I think you're gonna

445
00:27:18,390 --> 00:27:16,840
like this disco lights yeah each color

446
00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:18,400
scans a different wavelength of the

447
00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:20,830
visible spectrum the perfect union of

448
00:27:26,490 --> 00:27:24,760
science and love careful everyone the

449
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:26,500
walls are covered with poisonous moss

450
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:30,970
poisonous moss I don't like in it who's

451
00:27:40,830 --> 00:27:35,770
doing that look over there some shadows

452
00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:40,840
showing up on the wall and my scanner

453
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:44,680
now detects two humanoid life-forms look

454
00:27:54,930 --> 00:27:51,490
you can see them now captain my psychic

455
00:27:59,460 --> 00:27:54,940
powers tell me that um yeah they tell me

456
00:28:02,520 --> 00:27:59,470
we're not alone yes thank you instant

457
00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:02,530
first open again your powers just amaze

458
00:28:10,110 --> 00:28:06,040
me right everyone lasers on super kill

459
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:10,120
come out whoever you are yoshi's captain

460
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:12,610
I know those voices it's undercover

461
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:16,110
agents Ben amoo and suggest your AG ah

462
00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:19,210
Thank Jareth we've been stranded on this

463
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:21,340
planet for days we were on a secret

464
00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:23,170
mission to find the homeopathic molecule

465
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:25,180
well they say there's one in every

466
00:28:30,150 --> 00:28:27,490
galaxy but we were attacked by a spambot

467
00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:30,160
just near asteroid Watson a shuttle

468
00:28:33,690 --> 00:28:31,840
crash-landed into the swamp and we were

469
00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:33,700
chased into this cave by weird flying

470
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:36,190
monkeys we tried reasoning with him but

471
00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:38,110
he'd only made the matter and we ran out

472
00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:41,260
of food reality bites but we haven't do

473
00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:43,960
you really not know we thought you might

474
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:47,860
have some enough with these norms ha yes

475
00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:50,110
talk captain we have found the

476
00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:51,780
undercover covers with the secret plans

477
00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:54,160
after decoding the plans we discovered

478
00:28:57,450 --> 00:28:55,630
the covers are covered with details on

479
00:28:59,760 --> 00:28:57,460
how to construct a new and even more

480
00:29:02,310 --> 00:28:59,770
powerful power band band with extra

481
00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:02,320
power strength and flexibility here's

482
00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:03,080
one I made early

483
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:05,360
but please take it with a grain of salt

484
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:13,130
ooh let me try it on yeah looks nice but

485
00:29:16,389 --> 00:29:14,330
I thought we'd see the end of these

486
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:16,399
power bands guess they like the flying

487
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:18,710
monkeys they just keep coming back we

488
00:29:24,159 --> 00:29:21,019
also found out this band sells for 160

489
00:29:25,870 --> 00:29:24,169
Randy's which converts to 343 growth is

490
00:29:28,779 --> 00:29:25,880
around nine hundred and forty-seven

491
00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:28,789
point force weepies ah oh how much is

492
00:29:38,639 --> 00:29:32,960
that in quibble it's let me see that's

493
00:29:43,509 --> 00:29:38,649
about twenty eight new quibbling sword

494
00:29:46,419 --> 00:29:43,519
12900 47.8 six in old couples well I

495
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:46,429
think that converts to about 484 goblets

496
00:29:52,299 --> 00:29:50,210
give or take a Glick or two Wow well I

497
00:29:54,490 --> 00:29:52,309
know what I'm saving up for good work

498
00:29:56,470 --> 00:29:54,500
agents now let's get back to the shuttle

499
00:29:59,019 --> 00:29:56,480
but what about those flying monkeys

500
00:30:00,639 --> 00:29:59,029
didn't you see those fangs it's all

501
00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:00,649
right commander on our way through the

502
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:02,720
cave I used my new mega handheld

503
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:04,880
interstellar web browser and wrote a

504
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:07,010
livid blog about them and tweeted it and

505
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:09,919
yes they are madly replying that will

506
00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:11,510
keep them busy for hours and should give

507
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:13,460
us time to make it back to the shuttle a

508
00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:15,710
new mega handheld into still a web

509
00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:19,340
browser how did you afford that my check

510
00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:21,590
from Big Pharma can't throw it last all

511
00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:37,720
right over their head for the shuttle

512
00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:40,040
mr. Maynard get it ready for flight

513
00:30:46,690 --> 00:30:43,190
right captain wait a minute look at the

514
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:46,700
swamp grass oh you like it sucks be at

515
00:30:54,190 --> 00:30:50,360
least 51 shades of gray and it smells

516
00:30:57,070 --> 00:30:54,200
like Krabby legs like the ones I used to

517
00:31:00,010 --> 00:30:57,080
catch off the south point look at these

518
00:31:02,170 --> 00:31:00,020
readings AHA I knew it this swamp grass

519
00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:02,180
is edible I'll just collect some you

520
00:31:10,810 --> 00:31:05,080
never know when it might come in handy

521
00:31:15,430 --> 00:31:10,820
and well nom is a non my suppose hmm

522
00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:15,440
could be worse Oh could be better grace

523
00:31:20,650 --> 00:31:17,720
swamp grass that smells like Krabby legs

524
00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:20,660
I think I'll stick to my buffer juice

525
00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:23,840
beetle balance 12 waffles all Ebola

526
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:26,660
coffee Vicky Lynn barracks my chocolate

527
00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:29,710
lettuce and after soup n clickin della

528
00:31:34,930 --> 00:31:32,900
google it folks she's speaking in

529
00:31:43,339 --> 00:31:34,940
tongues again the shadows ready captain

530
00:31:48,149 --> 00:31:45,959
the return trip took longer than

531
00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:48,159
expected owing to the extra weight of

532
00:31:54,299 --> 00:31:50,830
agents Ben amoo and say give and the

533
00:31:57,299 --> 00:31:54,309
bags of smelly grey swamp graphs to pass

534
00:32:03,299 --> 00:31:57,309
the time the krupal pegs on their noses

535
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:03,309
and watch reruns of ancient aliens they

536
00:32:10,709 --> 00:32:07,269
laughed all the way back once onboard

537
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:10,719
the solar flare Captain Saunders knew

538
00:32:20,029 --> 00:32:17,049
what he had to do right we need to get

539
00:32:22,889 --> 00:32:20,039
this power band back to Admiral Roy

540
00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:22,899
hello engineering chant hare captain

541
00:32:29,999 --> 00:32:25,119
chief chan we need to get back to earth

542
00:32:32,549 --> 00:32:30,009
I need up 36 now talk 36 that's

543
00:32:36,479 --> 00:32:32,559
impossible no starship can go that fast

544
00:32:38,070 --> 00:32:36,489
how about dub 35 not even 35 the only

545
00:32:40,829 --> 00:32:38,080
way to get to earth anytime soon is to

546
00:32:42,989 --> 00:32:40,839
dive forwards into a black hole but it's

547
00:32:45,979 --> 00:32:42,999
a big gamble we could end up anywhere or

548
00:32:48,839 --> 00:32:45,989
anyone or crushed into nothing chan out

549
00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:48,849
captain we could try flying backwards

550
00:32:56,530 --> 00:32:51,849
around a white bump commander white

551
00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:00,850
captain a a giant ship is disrobing 10

552
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:03,500
kilometers off our port bow disrobing

553
00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:06,260
yeah well everyone says decloaking i

554
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:09,590
like to be original let's see we need to

555
00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:11,930
make contact ring them up ring them up I

556
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:15,350
like to be original okay connecting the

557
00:33:33,510 --> 00:33:30,750
well hello well if it isn't my old enemy

558
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:33,520
captain j novella scourge of the seven

559
00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:35,770
dimensions looter of peroxy I've

560
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:38,320
mastermind behind the massacre at the

561
00:33:45,150 --> 00:33:41,320
settlement of new Sydney and wanted on

562
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:45,160
23 planets for voiceover work nice to

563
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:48,910
see you too Captain Saunders now I think

564
00:33:54,210 --> 00:33:51,760
you have something I want captain I bet

565
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:54,220
he wants the secret power band plans you

566
00:34:00,330 --> 00:33:57,370
have secret power band plans that was

567
00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:00,340
only after your supply of noms but I'll

568
00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:03,520
tell you what hand over the plans or

569
00:34:08,970 --> 00:34:06,190
I'll blast your ship into a thousand

570
00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:08,980
pieces never if these plans fall into

571
00:34:13,139 --> 00:34:11,230
the wrong hands the universe could be

572
00:34:16,859 --> 00:34:13,149
awash with fake power bands that don't

573
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:16,869
even work ah the universe is already

574
00:34:24,030 --> 00:34:19,450
awash with fake power bands that don't

575
00:34:26,570 --> 00:34:24,040
even work you fool new year so one more

576
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:26,580
won't hurt and I can make a fortune

577
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:35,010
major alert fire old zappers zappers I

578
00:34:39,780 --> 00:34:38,050
mean really zappers well you try coming

579
00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:39,790
up with a new name for is sapping type

580
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:42,700
shooting beam the sappers are offline

581
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:44,890
we've forgot to plug in the charger last

582
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:46,090
night you know you only get eight hours

583
00:34:49,050 --> 00:34:47,770
out on that most under you get that one

584
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:49,060
bother it like we went to bed early

585
00:35:06,630 --> 00:34:51,370
great give me do whatever you can and

586
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:06,640
let's get the hell out of here for three

587
00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:08,890
days the solar flare plowed through

588
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:10,870
space always just out of reach of

589
00:35:16,530 --> 00:35:12,850
captain Jane of Allah and His mighty

590
00:35:18,990 --> 00:35:16,540
starship the DeAngelis after exhausting

591
00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:19,000
every trick in Phil plates bad flying

592
00:35:25,650 --> 00:35:21,910
manual they finally gave novela the slip

593
00:35:32,850 --> 00:35:25,660
by flying backwards around a white bump

594
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:32,860
no ha you see nice flying mr. Saiga that

595
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:36,010
white bump has taken us within a hundred

596
00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:38,230
thousand kilometers of earth well I

597
00:35:43,050 --> 00:35:40,780
credit the powerband you know I haven't

598
00:35:51,430 --> 00:35:43,060
taken it off for days Oh it'll be nice

599
00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:55,040
captain we've been exact by the zapper

600
00:35:59,510 --> 00:35:56,760
damage reports are coming in from all

601
00:36:01,700 --> 00:35:59,520
decks damage reports and only just

602
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:01,710
happened you telling me that on each

603
00:36:05,450 --> 00:36:03,780
deck some poor crew members made an

604
00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:05,460
assessment of the damage and found time

605
00:36:09,650 --> 00:36:07,230
to write a report about it within a few

606
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:09,660
seconds yeah isn't the future wonderful

607
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:13,010
call coming in captain don't speaker

608
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:16,410
attention solar flare lower all defenses

609
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:18,330
hand over the Power Man or the entire

610
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:21,090
fleet will open fire Admiral Roy what

611
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:23,250
don't be too surprised Saunders do you

612
00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:24,510
know how much they pay me to be an

613
00:36:29,570 --> 00:36:27,870
admiral do ya huh not bloody much I had

614
00:36:31,370 --> 00:36:29,580
a much better offer from Captain Janeway

615
00:36:32,810 --> 00:36:31,380
Vella the whole planet is going into

616
00:36:35,990 --> 00:36:32,820
business selling power bands to the

617
00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:36,000
galaxy hand it over nimah this is your

618
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:38,190
last chance you've got 10 minutes

619
00:36:44,930 --> 00:36:43,170
Admiral Roy out ten minutes that gives

620
00:36:49,850 --> 00:36:44,940
us just enough time to come up with an

621
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:49,860
escape plan hello engineering not you

622
00:36:54,230 --> 00:36:52,050
again how are the engines you mean

623
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:54,240
what's left of them almost drained we

624
00:36:59,210 --> 00:36:55,770
need a new source of power we're dead in

625
00:37:01,070 --> 00:36:59,220
the water ah I'm far too stressed now

626
00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:01,080
I'm going to have a nice cup of tea and

627
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:04,800
lay down chan out you know we could try

628
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:08,010
the power band the panel band you know

629
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:09,930
they don't really have any power don't

630
00:37:13,730 --> 00:37:11,790
you it's worth a try captain I mean

631
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:13,740
we've got nothing else have you all lost

632
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:16,230
the plot call as a plot but what you

633
00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:17,970
don't know is that I have programmed

634
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:21,500
this band myself with wait for it nano

635
00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:23,850
vibrational technology that uses a

636
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:26,670
breakthrough in negative ions that taps

637
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:29,760
into the Chi energy of the biofield of

638
00:37:35,390 --> 00:37:32,490
the universal prana spiritual energies

639
00:37:38,150 --> 00:37:35,400
that are unknown to science not enough

640
00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:38,160
commander not enough you are missing one

641
00:37:42,650 --> 00:37:39,990
more ingredient that will combine the

642
00:37:45,110 --> 00:37:42,660
potential of all those things the most

643
00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:45,120
powerful force in the universe and that

644
00:37:53,810 --> 00:37:52,260
is nom noms yes the power of noms what

645
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:53,820
do you think drives us to explore

646
00:37:58,600 --> 00:37:55,550
strange new worlds by

647
00:38:01,660 --> 00:37:58,610
untold danger chart the unknown nomming

648
00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:01,670
power dr. Ichi we don't have any noms

649
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:04,670
you numpty of course we do don't you

650
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:08,450
remember the swamp grass ah right ok you

651
00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:10,610
and Commander Soyka get those norms get

652
00:38:19,490 --> 00:38:12,590
that power band and head to engineering

653
00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:22,110
okay there's engineering is only right

654
00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:24,660
next door they should be there by now

655
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:28,800
power levels are rising twenty percent

656
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:33,730
forty percent sixty percent eighty

657
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:39,070
percent 103 percent one hundred and

658
00:38:59,970 --> 00:38:41,890
fifty percent we have twenty-nine

659
00:39:04,290 --> 00:38:59,980
percent 4007 sixty-three percent in the

660
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:04,300
year 2165 the australian space service

661
00:39:11,790 --> 00:39:07,870
starship solar flare disappeared from

662
00:39:13,530 --> 00:39:11,800
all long-range scanner scopes it was

663
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:13,540
estimated the ship was travelling at

664
00:39:30,670 --> 00:39:18,990
dirt 35 or 36 when all contact was lost

665
00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:34,300
that was solar flare the band of power a

666
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:37,070
skeptics own production starring Richard

667
00:39:42,550 --> 00:39:39,650
Saunders Stefan soika Rachel Dunlop

668
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:42,560
Diane verstappen may not travis roy

669
00:39:49,570 --> 00:39:46,730
penny chen Rebecca Jones Aaron segev Joe

670
00:39:52,330 --> 00:39:49,580
and Ben amoo and Chrissy Wilson with

671
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:52,340
special guests brian dunning and j

672
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:55,250
novella script and production by Richard

673
00:40:01,290 --> 00:39:58,490
Saunders music by Stefan sojka far

674
00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:01,300
written and performed by georges seurat